Recall

We always here about recalls on certain purchases.  This is something I received several years ago, but still find it to be worthwhile in 2010. Authorship is not available, but I would freely welcome to give credit where credit is due.  Blessings ~Tina

RECALL:

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless

of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component

of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the

reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been

technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly

known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some other symptoms include:

1. Loss of direction

2. Foul vocal emissions

3. Amnesia of origin

4. Lack of peace and joy

5. Selfish or violent behavior

6. Fearfulness

7. Idolatry

8. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is

providing factory-authorized repair and service free of char ge

to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously

offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.

There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE

procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love

2. Joy

3. Peace

4. Patience

5. Kindness

6. Goodness

7. Faithfulness

8. Gentleness

9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions

Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to ope rate the human being unit without correction voids

any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too

numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently

impounded.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have

to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter

Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention.

GOD

Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall

notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".